The British Museum may have been founded on plunder and high brow looting but it is a worthy day out for any student of mankind.

There are over ten million objects in the collection secreted here and there over all the floors so I set out to see everything.

As I approached incredible object number 132 I could go no further. Too much wonder is not good for you . The tongue lolling and eyes on

stalks. Aside from not being a good look, after so many wondrous things the mind loses its capacity to be astounded and will regard a perfect

rendering of the female form from a single piece of marble with the same reverence as a barbie doll.

Searching for insurance quotes without the aid of comparison websites who have alienated me forever with their hilarious jingles

or worse still slices from real life. Get Ant and Dec round your house to play the new Wee game ‘ quote or die’ where, members of the family,

who don’t normally talk to each other due to a perfectly reasonable death feud, scrap it out to see who can get the cheapest quote for a

1998 seat ibiza paella 1.6l diesel.

Back to the quotes. Enjoy the pics

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